{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
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