{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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Hitler Bad, Vandals Good is the seventh studio album by the southern California punk rock band The Vandals, released in 1998 by Nitro Records.
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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