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Jersson Vásquez Shapiama is a Peruvian footballer who plays primarily as a left back. He currently plays for César Vallejo in the Torneo Descentralizado.
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Hemicentrotus pulcherrimus is a species of sea urchin, the only one in the monotypic genus Hemicentrotus. It was first described by the American engineer and marine zoologist Alexander Agassiz in 1864 as Psammechinus p